1. Vimeo Festival+Awards»


    Let me start by saying that I don’t know much about fashion and I don’t pretend to care. Now I can safely say that after watching the fashion category nominees, it’s possible that I care less.

    To qualify for the fashion category, a video must showcase a fashion or beauty collection or a trend using moving images, or it just has to suuuuuck. 

    I’m keeping this one short and sour: My pick for the fashion category is the group of adorable young ladies from “Step, Clap, Go!” by Opening Ceremony. This video is underwhelming to say the least. It’s too long. And to be frank, I might be able to step and clap better. But at least they’re cute? Every other video in the category features a skin-and-bones, pretentious model. Do yourself a favor and skip them all!